Friendship Are you tired of those sissy friendship's poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I'll help get you drunk and take revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2.When you smile - I'll know you finally got laid.
3.When you are blue - I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you
4.When you are scared - I'll rag on you about it every chance I get
5.When you are worried - I'll tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be to quit whining.
6.When you are confused - I'll see little words.
7.When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you've.
8.When you fall, I'll point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask. Because you're my friend. Send this to your closest friends. Remember , a good friend will help you more. A really good friend will help you more than anybody. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
1. When you are sad - I'll help get you drunk and take revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2.When you smile - I'll know you finally got laid.
3.When you are blue - I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you
4.When you are scared - I'll rag on you about it every chance I get
5.When you are worried - I'll tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be to quit whining.
6.When you are confused - I'll see little words.
7.When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you've.
8.When you fall, I'll point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask. Because you're my friend. Send this to your closest friends. Remember , a good friend will help you more. A really good friend will help you more than anybody. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
